There once was a man caled Todd,
He didn't half seem quite odd,
He woke up one day,
And I am sorry to say,
That he got lost in a fog.
There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, “It is just as I feared! —
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard.”
I'd rather have Fingers than Toes,
I'd rather have Ears than a Nose,
And as for my Hair,
I'm glad it's all there,
I'll be awfully sad when it goes.
A circus performer named Brian,
Once smiled as he rode on a lion,
They came back from the ride,
But with Brian inside,
And the smile on the face of the lion.
There once was a man from Peru,
his limericks always end on line two.
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