What's a husband and wife's favorite ride at the fair?
A married -go- round
Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it's to tired
How can you make a tissue dance?
By putting a little boogie in it
Why are frogs always so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them
Why was there no food left after the monster party?
Because everyone was a goblin
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
(Do-you-think-he-saur-us)
What did one leaf say to another?
I'm fallin' for you
How do all the oceans say hello?
They wave
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho-cheese
What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop
What did one wall say to another wall?
I'll meet you the corner at
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk
What do you call a dog that can tell the time?
A watch dog
Why did the cookie go to the doctors?
Because he felt crummy
What do you call a horse that lives next-door?
Your neighbor